Fire


Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn’t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said “That does it! I am going out to get me a deer.” Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked “How did you get that?” The rookie replied, “I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck”. The captain then said “I’ve had enough of this, I am going to get my deer.” He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked “How did you get that?” The captain replied “I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.” The chief not wanting to be out done said “I am out of here, I am going to bag the biggest buck of the day.” He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked “What happened to you?” The chief replied “I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks and got hit by a train.”

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A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor’s house was on fire. He promptly called 911 to report the fire. In the calmest voice he could muster, he reported the fire was at his neighbor’s house two miles down the road. The dispatcher asked “How do we get there?” The farmer hesitated a few seconds then asked “Don’t you, guys, have those big red trucks anymore?”

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It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose. There had been a major tragedy at their local fire department. A large explosion had killed a firefighter, a captain and the chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The firefighter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief’s brain was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much more expensive. The reply…you see the chief’s brain has never been used!!!

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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch her pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.

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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” The angels replied “You’ll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir.” While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said “CHIEF”. The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked “Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?” To which the angels replied “You have it all wrong, sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s a Fire Chief.”

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